another day in my fun fun silly willy life. last night at 2 am, i awoke to the sound of my carbon monoxide alarm going off. i at first thought that it was being stupid, so i just ripped it out of the socket. but then i sat on my bed thinking "what if i die?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? what would my public do without me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" so then i ran to the 'rents room and told them. my father checked the boiler and said nothing was wrong with it. so we all went back to sleep, but not before i was asked if i dreamt up the whole thing. stupid parents... so again this morning i heard the alarm go off, so i called my father and told him. he told me to call castle oil (our um, oil providers) and tell them that our boiler is going schizo (gee, dad, i thought you said nothing was wrong with the damn thing...) so a dude came and he checked it out and told me that the thing has been running without water, so he replaced the water meter thingy and started to fill it back up. but as it was being filled up steam started coming out of the damn thing. he told me he would come back later when the thing has cooled down and see if it's salvageable. so basically, the thing was releasing fumes and that's what i guess set the alarm off. now i have no heat, and i'm cold. and the boiler might have to be raplaced which will cost mucho beaucoup $$$. fun times indeed. why couldn't it just last forever? or until we sold the damn house? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but on a happy note, winona ryder was caught with a yummy combination of drugs last year when she went crazy and stole all that shit. among the drugs she had was liquid demerol, vicoden, percodan, valium, diazepam, oxycodone, endocet, and morphine sulfate. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i get weak in the knees just thinking about it.

required listening: division of laura lee - black city