i am so god damn tired. tired of school mostly. with all the papers that i've written this past weeek, i feel like my brain will explode. not pleasant. i haven't even wanted to go near a computer, and that's why i haven't even bloged, or made a rockin layout for my new hosted blog thingy. yes, anyway, i'm grateful that it's thanksgiving cuz that gives my 5 glorious days to recover from being burnt out. but then i have another term papaer to do for my health class. i don't even know what my topic should be. i think it's due in 2 weeks so i have some time, right? but no matter. tomorrow i will feast on turkey carcass, and friday i shall sleep all day. today, i shall watch tv and stuff. i already saw lotr the extended dvd version today. it was rockin, as i remember it was when i went to see it last year. i can't wait for the two towers. i ususally provide links and shit, but i have no will to do that. i have no will for anything at the moment. well, that is all. see you all later.

required listening: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

excellent! i finished my history paper (the one that's 23985723956 pages long). i think it is excellent. anyway, i feel like i never wanna do another paper for as long as i live. this weekend i plan to sleep, sleep, and sleep some more. well actually i'm going to see my friend adam since it's his birthday on sunday. i haven't seen him in exactly 5 months, although my bro sees him often cuz they go to the same school. alright, i'm bored. here's this weeks "people search for the dumbest things and find my blog report": slug myself in the genitals, fiji playboy playmates, that's a huge bitch, small tits Nikki McKibbin, bright eyes paris, punk silhouette pics, people conversing, american idol luis boring is wearing all black told simon, kelly clarkson's performance, khia arrest pictures, download i95cl wall paper, flash slug daft punk, and, as if i wasn't expecting it to come up, boys in speedos. fun times indeed.

required listening: the transplants - diamonds and guns (it's a wicked world we live in)

i have super wondeful news to report: i shall soon be hosted! by who? by brendoman, that's who. but why? cuz he's the greatest person alive, that's why! stay tuned for any upcoming information... oh yeah, i finished 2 papers so far! only 2948649386 more to go. yay! today is just full of wondeful news, no?

required listening: jay-z - heart of the city (ain't no love)

my quizzes page is being an evil whore... i keep updating, but when i go and see the page, the changes haven't been made... maybe it's just my comp? hmm yes, well my ass has 1039846974412451 papers due this coming week. have i started any of them? of course not! yay! i have a decision to make for tomorrow. will i see harry potter and the chamber of secrets? or should i do a paper or seven? the choices i'm forced to make... i could do both, but i'd rather do one or the other. last night i went to a volleyball game at my school. my friend ali told me i had no choice about going. i went and the game was the men's volleyball team versus ucla's men's volleyball team. we lost, so i didn't have that great a time. i realized that there are some freaky tall dudes in my school. the programs that they were giving out said one of them was 6'8''. that's a whole foot and two inches taller than me. kinda makes me wish i wasn't 5'6''. yes, but i must go... mad tv is on, and i love that show. i must watch it.

required listening: res - let love

mwajajajaja today on my way to school, i saw a car that had lit on fire! it was great! i love car accidents so much... this one time, at one of my old houses, i was minding my own business at my house, just watching tv in the living room, when WHAM!!!!!!!!! there's this loud crash. i go outside and down the street and see a car that was flipped over, and it destroyed a sign just off the street! it was glorious.... *drool* i dunno why i love seeing car accidents. oh and this other time on my way to work, the whole street that the place i worked at was closed, and i didn't know what had happened. so i got out the car and had to walk to my job from like 23465240757 blocks away. and there was a car accident and there were mangled pieces of metal and broken glass everywhere.... it was soooooooooooooo great. i should start carrying a camera with me and take pictures of the various accidents that i see. it would make a great gallery type of thing, no? exploiting the pain (and possible deaths) of others... wait, is that even legal for me to do?

required listening: beck - sexx laws

you know what's dumb? aol offers you 1045 hours for free for 45 days if you sign up now or whatever. and you know how many hours are in 45 days? 1080. you would literally have to be signed on for a month and a half in order to really take advantage of that. stupid stupid aol. oh and i think i've figure out how to get rid of that ad up top... without paying! it would require a new layout, but if it works, i shall do it. i'm a genius! and todays "people search for the stupidest things and find my blog" report, the following things have been entered at searched engines, and people found my blog from them: lord slug dvd songs, xxx premiere nikki mckibbin pictures, columbus hero or villain, pic of white house, khia rap pics, justin guarini super hero stories, verraros gay, coheed and cambria clique, and (of course) boys in speedos.

required listening: coldplay - the scientist

i made a slight change to my blog. all i did was change the font. i've also applied to this place where i can have free hosting or whatever, and it seems like a sure thing. all i gotta do is get approved. then i shall figure out this whole ftp business. and if it works, i will be happy. i also got the new tori amos cd. it is awesome. go and buy it.

required listening: björk - it's oh so quiet

i hate the bible. yes it's true. i hate it. instead of having people grow up with the bible and be forced to believe things that are just not true, why not let people make up their own minds about things. wouldn't that be logical? everything would be sooooooo much better that way. instead of having kids be told what is right and what is wrong, they could decide for themselves. our brains would actually be used. brilliant, no? ok i saw 8 mile. great movie. go see it.

required listening: fiona apple - across the universe

i am oh so bored. thhraren has just imed me this link here. go and laugh.

required listening: john mayer - your body is a wonderland

i hate being a jew!!!

hmm yes fun times. not only am i trying to finish my history paper, but i'm also studying for my health test. all before 11:30, cuz that's when the fun begins! someone found my blog by searching for downloading music for free without credit card. seriously, has anyone heard about kazaa or any of the other programs out there that let you download music... FOR FREE??? another person searched for free wet tshirt comp pics and found my blog. i dunno about you, but i would NEVER put a wet tshirt on my comp. what if it leaked and fried everything inside? very unsafe.

required listening: gene loves jezebel - gorgeous

arg. in case some of you hadn't noticed, but after the disaster of election day 2002, both the houses of congress now have republicans as the majority. great... so not only do we have a republican president that we didn't even elect, but now washington is mostly republican. our country is going to hell. dammit! in other news: no one has said anything dumb to me today... yet. and i have 203975239065 papers to write for various classes and they're all due at the end of this month, so i should probably get on that shit quick, right? go here. it's funny, i swear.

required listening: nas - made you look

has everyone been having an extra helping of stupid in the morning? cuz it sure feels that way. i was speaking to a friend of mine last night, and he's a homo. anyway, he was talking about how gays are soooooooooooooooooo opressed. then he added the words "just like black people." you know when you're watching certain tv shows, and when someone says or does something that's really dumb, and there's music playing in the background and it sounds like someone suddenly stopped the record or whatever? well, that's exactly what i heard when he said that. seriously, what a moron. i don't ever remember learing about gays being slaves. or not being able to vote. or being considered 3/5 of a person by our founding fathers. nope, never heard about any of that stuff about gays. to even compare yourself to someone who's black in that context is just plain dumb. you should be shot. it seems like people who are already not on the smart side are getting dumber and dumber as the week goes by. on a happy blog note: i'm thinking of doing that blogger pro stuff. i originally wanted to do that blog*spot plus thing, but that's $15 per blog to have them ad free. blogger pro is $35 a year, and every blog in your account becomes ad free. yeah, i'd rather save some money. good idea right? and i want to know why people who search for pre-teen boys in speedos pictures find their way to my blog?

required listening: foxy brown f/ baby, n.o.r.e., loon, and young gav - stylin (remix)

go to thrraren's blog. i like her post where she mentioned those "punks." alright, yesterday i was watching beat seekers on mtv with a friend and some guy mentioned how paul oakendfold's new video, "starry eyed surprise" with shifty shellshock, merged two different genres of music and "brought the world together, which is something that we really need that since 9.11." at which point i said to my friend "if i hear another idiot mention 9.11 in another let's heal the world clichés, i'll fucking kill myself." anyway, my friend seemed to have a problem with this because she's a moron. she couldn't understand how i could say that about her precious 9.11. i apperantly commited blasphemy. and that's what really pisses me off. all these people think that they know what terrorism is just cuz it happend on american soil over a year ago. sorry, none of you know what it's like. i lived in el salvador for a good chunk of my childhood, and trust me, I KNOW what terrorism is seeing as how i lived with it for 8 years. it was a constant part of my life. but now since it happened to america, everyone is sympathetic to what people in other countries are going through, and they think that they understand. well no, you don't understand. sorry to break it you all, but you have no clue what it's like, and don't fucking tell me "i was there on 9.11 so i understand" cuz i will probably spit in your eye. get a fucking clue. yes what happened is a bad thing, but that doesn't make you any less ignorant to the fact that people are still dying all over the world, but we don't give a fuck since it's not happening here. get over the fact that it happened. just go back to being ignorant like you were on 9.10. so fuck off, and just realize that you are a moron, and you know nothing! bacon is yummy. go have some.

required listening: red hot chilli peppers - the zephyr song

alright i didn't go to the damn movies last night cuz my bro had to do homework. damn him. i will go soon... i hope. and i just noticed that on some computers the pic starts to repeat at the bottom. it's just a little bit of the blond guy's hair, but now that i know that it repeats, i will have to fix that when i get home. it will probably take me 309176 hours to get the right resolution. i wish i had a better program to fix up pictures in. also i noticed that some computers whose resolution is 800x600, the blogger button cuts into the ad. if you can, then make your resolution higher, preferably to 1024x768. that's what i have and it looks dreamy on that resolution. and saturday i went above the record of hits i get in a day. the most recent high was 97, but on saturday it was 104. and then yesterday i went above that number! yesterday i got 166 hits. that'll probably remain the record for like forever. and someone found my blog by searching for street teens gay boys picture gallery and Free Aaliyah download songs no payment needed. ok, the first one i'm pretty damn sure i never even talked about. and the person who did that second search... have you heard of kazaa?

required listening: garbage - push it

well, i was gonna make each separate page have a different picture, but getting the pictures to be the right dimension is a bitch. i don't have paint shop pro. i have paint. yup. paint. so, for now at least, each page has the same picture, which is fine by me really. i added the blogger button up top, and i also added a site meter to all the pages to see if anyone goes to them. on non blog related issues... i was gonne see punch-drunk love last night, but there was a massive accident on the ONLY street that leads to the movie theater... seriously, unless you want to go at least 45 minutes out of your way, then you take route 6 to get anywhere. well, there were 4 cars involved and apperantly there were 486532 people that were injured cuz ambulences kept arriving. me and my brother got out of the car to see what was going on, cuz we knew we would miss the movie. anyway, 2 cars were asolutely destroyed. they are now undriveable. another car had the whole bumper area crushed, and the other one had a dent on the door. anyway, no one died but i still missed the movie. sorry if i sound heartless, but i really wanted to see it last night. but no matter, i'm gonna go tonight after i finish me english paper.

required listening: econoline crush - home

i am oh so proud of myself! after aproximately six hours, i've done the new super fantabulous layout for house of slug!!! some of you might recognize the charaters from the picture. they're from a game called phantasy star online, and i like the pic and it will stay until i find a better one. anyway, i did this all myself... and i damn near killed myself trying to get this thing to work right! now all i gotta do is get rid of that god awful ad at the top. i'm gonna cave in and pay the $15. i just think it'll look better. well, that's all i gotta report for now. and i stupidly deleted the previous template outright, and i don't remember the username and password for my site meter thing, so i'll just get another one. oh well. see ya! oh and let me know if you like the new look or not! and sorry lauren, but i copied the way you have your links... hope you don't mind.

required listening: massive attack - teardrop

last night on survivor: thailand, shii ann was voted off. and they had a neat little trick that everyone played into. both tribes are now living on the same beach. but in all of the other survivors so far, the tribes merged. this time, everyone thought the tribes merged but then jeff probst said the they hadn't merged! they were still 2 diffeternt tribes! living on the same beach! and they all got drunk the night before! does the excitement ever end? er was amazing last night. but then again, when doesn't it rock?and people have searched for the following and gotten to my blog: pic of steve o from jackass, phantasy star online gay, pimp silhouette pic, and boys in speedos. seriously, i've gotten multiple searches for boys in speedos and people keep finding their way here. i dunno where in my archives i ever said that.

required listening: l7 - drama