$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that's what i got from my grandma this morning! yeah i love her, and not just cuz she loves to shower with cold hard $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. and further proof that airport security sucks big fat cock... my grandma and aunt flew in from different countries (el salvador and canada, respectively) and both were carrying loads of yummy food to fatten us up with. and you know what else? 1 of my dad's cousins from el salvador sent a machete for my grandma to give to my dad. a machete. i mean don't get me wrong... i'm glad my grandma wasn't caught and sent to prison, but imagine how many people who are visibly crazy that are getting on planes with weapons. and my sweet grandma got on a plane with a machete in her carry on. stupid, stupid airport personel.

required listening: queens of the stoneage - no one knows