i had a humanities test just now. the professor hasn't been here for a week, so we have the option of taking it again next thursday if we don't do well on it. tonight is halloween. lots of fun. i'm not going to an art thing that i think that i'm supposed to. so, i guess my official job is to answer the door when little trick-or-treaters come to my door. but definately not when survivor: thailand is on. other than that, i have nothing else to tell. i'm bored, hungry, and sleepy. so i think i'll go find something to do, eat, and then sleep. bye bye.

required listening: pure rubbish - kiss of death

oooh i didn't have classes aujourd'hui. we had what was called "expo day". which was basically a whole bunch of field trips for everyone. if you didn't have a major, which would be most freshmen, then you went with one of the 100 classes, which are the introductory classes or something. anyway, we had to choose a fun fun silly willy trip to go on today. ... NOT! they're really arbitrary (that means useless, silly simpleton!) and i much rather would have chosen to sleep all day. anyway, i walked for what seemed like 139586 hours in downtown manhattan seeing a bunch of historical building with my history professor and some other students who being thrilled beyond comprehension. and then we went to ground zero. woo hoo! there's nothing like a mass grave to depress anyone! huzzah! right... then we went to chinatown, where my sole purpose was to buy lots and lots of fireworks, but alas my child, i found none :-( i did however eat some mucho beaucoup nasty chinese food. i think some of it might have been the brains of some unfortunate animal. it was gray and wrinkly. it was set up buffet style, and there weren't many signs, but the ones that were there were in chinese, which makes sense i suppose. anyway, i am really tired, so i'm gonna go. god damn, i uses commas a lot, don't i?

required listening: ms. jade f/ timbaland and nelly furtado - ching ching

i worked around my problem with blogger. i just started the blog all over again. the was asking me log into my ftp before it would publish... but i never set it to use an ftp. and everytime i went into the settings to change it, the setting page would say that it didn't exist. oh well. go here, slave. unlike the previous things that suck, mine will never close! mwajajajaja!!!!!

required listening: the white stripes - we're going to be friends

i hate blogger. i'm trying to start another blog but i can't. this is such bull shit. you'd think that whoever runs this shit could do it right! like the previous post that was a bunch of letters... that was me trying to see if i could update this one. i don't know why this one works, but when i start another one it doesn't work at all. it keeps telling me that the blog "is not ready to update." what the hell does that mean??? DEATH TO BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

required listening: blogger sucks cock

i hope my loyal readers didn't go into convulsions from me not having updated yesterday. i was online, but i just didn't deem it necessary. last night i went to see jackass: the movie. i don't think i've ever laughed so hard in all of my life. although i could've done without all the party boy/shit/toy-car-up-the-ass bits. still hilarious though. you should all take time out of yout schedulae to see this movie. ack! i'm bored. must find things to do. and it seems like my comment thing for the post where i said law and order blows like a strung out crack whore and er is the show of the gods will just keep going ang going until one side finally concedes. of course, us elnightened people know er will come out on top. and go here.

required listening: santana f/ michelle branch - game of love

* JAJA UPDATE * JAJA UPDATE * JAJA UPDATE *

as you all should know...

jaja = haha
jol = ja out loud

well, kiddos add the follwong to the growing vocabulary of ja:

jaughing = laughing
you jahack me up = you crack me up

use my language, for it is righteous. and your current way of speaking is wicked. and i shall smite the wicked. on a non-ja related issue: i half assed my 1st draft of my english paper and i got it back just now and i got an 88 on it. it's really a 93, but she took off 5 points cuz it was late. i am the english master! jajajaja!!! but i just had a test in that class and i don't think i did too well. the professor was late and we didn't have extra time. so it was her fault. i managed to see robb get voted off survivor: thailand. i only saw him giving his farewell speech at the credits cuz when i turned on the tv, i turned the cable box on. but then i turned the cabe box off by accident, and with the way it's hooked up if you turn the cable box off the tv turns off as well. follow me? yeah ok, anyway, i was standing there for a good minute before i fugured out i turned the whole thing off. then i tirned it back on an saw the credits. exciting, right? yeah you love it. for whatever reason, er wasn't on last night. stupid nbc. they put law and order on instead. like anyone even watches that anymore. and bacon is yummy.

required listening: mudvayne - not falling

j'ai vu un mort raccoon cet matin (le sp?). i'd thought i'd throw in a little culture to this post. that was french by the way. or rather, it was my version of french. anyway... i have to stay at school today until 8pm. yeah that sucks big balls. stupid humanities class. at least i'll have time to study for my english test tomorrow and write my history paper. but i still i can't wait till the semester is over and i never have to take it again. i'm gonna miss survivor: thailand cuz i won't get home till maybe 8:45. well, i might catch the ending but what fun is that if i don't see all of it? i just had a midterm in my career development class... that shit was easy jajajajaja!!! now i wanna go to sleep but i have somethings to take care of. and cuz you care, someone got to my blog by searching for slug sex and christina spread her legs in dirty. and speaking of spreading... i hope you're all spreading the word of ja around the internet. if not, i'll just have to smite you. and let's hear it for teenage russian lesbians! hurrah!!!

required listening: tatu - not gonna get us

hey kiddos i haven't even bothered at all with my rockin new layout. la la la damn pics... why the fuck can't blogger just let us upload them for free? damn sons of bitches. i think they should. what do you think random stranger? your opinion counts (actually i lied). oh and just so you all know...

jaja = haha
jol = ja out loud

spread it! i expect you all to adopt my new, and frankly better way of laughing while conversing online. mucho beaucoup thanks to lauren for helping me develop this new crazy mofo language. the world shall be mine!!!!!!
MWAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

required listening: starsailor - lover you should've come over

damn fucking liquid2k. i uploaded the pic i want to add to my blog, but the damn thing that tells you what the size is says 0k. and when i go to view it there's nothing. grrrrrrrrrrr... anyway, i have the html ready for the new look for my blog (take that evil computer language! you thought you could rule me? never understimate the power of the tapeworm!!!!! MWAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!) and if any of you get the chance to you should download the tori amos video a sort of fairytale. it's weird. but great. and i hate school. damn school work. and now i'm trying to add bs to my blog to make it a substantial length. la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ok yeah lauren was mesmerized by a shiny object yesterday. that's me everyday as well. i swear i'll be trying to do hw and i'll see something glitter and i'll be like "oooooh TIN FOIL!!!!!!" and have hours of fun. yes, i have a paper to write for history. topic: "should homosexual marriages be legal" or something equally as titillating as that. you think if i just write 'yes' in like size 72 font i'll get a good grade? seriously though, i don't wanna do the paper. i really don't care either way since it's not affecting me directly. i care as much about that as i do about the iraq/korea/sniper thing. which is to say not at all. oh and throw in all the hooplah with terrorism cuz that bored me years ago. especially when we didn't give a shit over who got bombed (which was like a year and a half ago). new layout coming soon! stay tuned! ok bye!

required listening: god lives underwater - dress rehearsal for reproduction

i've mentioned in one other post before that i like to write. it's like some type of therapeudic thing for me. anyway, i found this neat yaoi blog that i joined called the silhouette project. before you say anything, i know what yaoi is but i don't plan to involve my character in any of that stuff. rather i see this as an opporunity to see if i really am a good writer. by coming up with a story for my character i can see if i can develop a fictional person that has real emotions and can realate to people. that's my ultimate goal. anyway, i recommed that you go to it. by the way, my character's name is denno shento, in case some of you cared. and lauren made me promise her that i would learn html to give my blog a spiffy look. i want a new look god dammit! and i want it to involve a picture of some kind. and i still want that banner gone. i should pay the $15 it takes to get rid of it, right? it's only $15... what the hell could i do with it anyway? oh and i didn't go to the movies like i wanted to. i dunno why, but i just didn't go. i'm definately going this wekeend though. why you ask? cuz of jackass: the movie. yes, i know it's a dumb show and all, but i just find it incredibly funny. i saw a shirt at hot topic that had steve-o, um, well let's just say there was one of those rocket fireworks lifting off from a part of his body where a burn would definately not be welcome. haha i can't wait! and there seems to be a large amount of people that listen to bad music cuz people keep searching for download khia my neck my back and they find my blog. to all those that see this post, you might wanna be educated in the ways of good music and bad music. that song definately falls under the category of bad.

required listening: pj harvey - kamikaze

i wish i had a pic on my blog like lauren. yes, i think it would be great. but i don't :-( anyway, i have like a shitload of homework to do. should i do it right now? no, i think not. my aunt carmen left last night :-( and my aunt evelyn left this moring :-( but i still have my grandma and aunt maritza :-) yes but they leave in a week :-( ok enough with the faces. dude i'm bored. and now that i've been dwelling on the picture on the blog thing, i really want one. well, i've still been thinking about getting my own domain. it would be cool, but it probably won't be since i don't know html :-/ sorry that was the last face, i swear. and my posts have been saying the date as opposed to the time. i thought i put the wrong code in the html, but i just had my setting wrong. hahahaha. i still haven't finished hobo: a young man's thoughts on trains and tramping in america. i started that book in july i think. i just haven't sat down to really read it. too bad, cuz i really like it. and i bought che guevara: a revolutionary tale maybe 2 weeks ago. i'm gonna wait till i finish the book i'm already reading before starting another one. or i could do what i did with glue and just stop reading it. but in all fairness glue was just boring and the language that was used was incomprehensible. yeah, anyway, i'm gonna go and not do my english work, which is very important by the way. instead i'm going to basically just do nothing. mwahahahahahaha!!!

required listening: the vines - factory

yay i got my utada hikaru cd yesterday! it was just laying on my staircase on the way to my room but i didn't notice it until like 10pm. anyway, i'm listening to it rigt now and it's great. i got "deep river" in case some of you cared. and i've been trying to upload my blog to liquid2k but i can't figure it out still. i was told that you have to upload the html you want and i did that, and there doesn't seem to be any mistakes in it. but i don't know how to launch it. and the *ahem* "faq" that they provide you with isn't really helpful. anyway, i went back to blogger and i changed the setting to ftp instead of blogspot, but it still didn't work. so i have currently given up on all of that. i just wanted to get rid of that damn advertisement, but there is no way i'm paying to get rid of it. yeah, i'm cheap. but i'm in college. my kind never has money. and my archives aren't dead anymore! they magically came back! woo to the hoo! and someone got to my blog by for searching for japanese boys in speedos.

required listening: dashboard confessional - hands down

if you like anime then i recommend that you go out right now and buy yourself a copy of grave of the fireflies. this is really one of the best anime movies that i have seen in a really long time. i bought it last night after hearing wonderful things about it and i watched it this afternoon. it is really amazing. it's just great, i don't know what else to say about it. you'll definately get something out of it. truly remarkable... and on a pointless note, i didn't do my outline for my english class so i didn't go to that class this morning. and it turn out that the professor was pissed cuz a lot of people didn't go that she moved up the due date of the 1st draft to this monday. i guess she was hoping that the people who weren't in class wouldn't hear this little bit of information. hahaha joke's on her!

required listening: eminem - lose yourself

i'm trying to do my outline for my english class but i'm having a little problem. you see i don't know that i wanna talk about in my paper. oh, and i'm slightly drunk. like seriously, i've already had to fix many many typos. note to self- never down 5 glasses of champagne when you haven't eaten all day and you're trying to get something done. yeah fun fun. i feel all warm and tingly. i haven't even had an alcoholic beverage in over 2 years. that last time i got drunk as all hell and i had to walk all the way home from my friends house who by the way live over a mile away. i was stumbling all the way. it was actually quite funny. anyway i ended up puking four times which was defiantely not funny. well, just to add some dumb shit to my post, ghandia was voted off survivor: thailand last week. tonight stephanie was voted off. oh and i lied. we had our family portrait taken today. it was fun, if you consider fun dressing like you're going to some um formal type of thingy. yeah gotta go and try to finish mt outline. actually, i'm going to actually start it. yeah ok bye bye

required listening: bright eyes - oh, you are the roots that sleep beneath my feet and hold the earth in place

i finished my networking thing. yeah i made people up for it. hahahahahaha anyway, now i got a history paper to do. the topic is "should we attack iraq?" yes, fun indeed. and i finally remembered what i wanted to talk about. when i went to niagara falls i saw that as an opportunity to get my passport stamped by another country. i'm so desperate that i suggested to my dad that we croos the border into the forbidden wasteland of canada. but we couldn't. damn! i want my passport to have stamps other thatn el salvador and the united states. like last year i was supposed to go to paris with my french class, but cuz of the damn 9.11 attacks the school board said non and we didn't get to go (le grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). and the year before that there was another french class trip to quebec that i didn't go on, although i regretted not going the day everyone left (le grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, eh). but my dad said that we're trying to save up so the whole family can go to the bahamas. yeah, if we don't go i will really be pissed. my passport is collecting dust. that's how used it gets. and tonight we're getting our family portrait taken. yay, i get to dress up! i'm looking forward to that big time!!! damn the internet, cuz now i gotta inform you that the last two statements were totally sarcastic. why can't i wear the clothes i have on now? i hate suit and ties.

required listening: daft punk - phoenix (basement jaxx remix)

alright... i need a way to figure out how to do my networking project for my career readiness class. i told her i lost it and she gave me another one so now i actually have to figure out who to interview for this thing. what i have to do is basically meet people who are out and about in some type of working environment. i have to interview 2 people so i have no clue of who to talk to... and i need to do this preferably by tomorrow. dammit! next time i'll do this with time to spare. yeah, that was a lie. oh, and i hate this blog. it just irritates me. i found like a freaking huge amount of those dumb personality quizzes. i wanna take them all. i think i will. maybe i'll post them here, but then it'll take like 1039587145 hours for my blog to load. my hot topic wishlist is a bit on the outdated side, right? it's alright cuz you can just go into my amazon wishlist and buy me lots and lots of things. and my clique that i was supposedly starting will probably never get finished. fuck that, it'll never get started. but no matter, i should really swear off doing anything fun on the internet until i get my networking thingy done. you know what? in case someone stumbles upon this blog and wants to be nice and help me out, please leave me a comment. i would need someone who has a job and went to college. anyone will do since i don't know what my major would be. i would also need your name, phone number, and email adress so if you're not comfortable giving me these don't tell me you want to help me out. i'm gonna go and see if i can find someone online. feel free to im me as well. just click where it says "luis the tapeworm boy".

required listening: nirvana - you know you're right

yay i'm back. alright, if you ever wanna go to niagara falls, FLY. i had to drive there 8 hours, and it was not fun. but at least it was worth it. i'm power typing this cuz i don't know how much time i have left on my computer. anyway, i went to arby's on the way back and if you ever find yourself walking by one of them and are saying to yourself "i sure wish i had a chicken cordon bleu on a bun", don't go into arby's and order theirs. it's nasty. really nasty. it doesn't even resemble something you should be calling a chicken cordon bleu. ayway, i got really wet at the falls. wow that was out of place. i should've typed that at the beginning of the post. but oh well. i'm tired. i need sleep. i have class at 9 tomorrow and i didn't do my networking project. uh oh. luis is a bad boy.

required listening: erykah badu f/ common - love of my life (an ode to hip hop)

well, i just got my password back. it turns out some hacker got my bro's password and s/he used it to mass email people about some bullshit site. anyway, i just changed all the passwords, but this will probably happen again sometime soon. tomorrow i'm going to niagara falls. yeah... 8 hours driving... mucho beaucoup fun. i have a project for my career readiness class that i guess won't get done cuz it's due tuesday. grrrrrrrrrrreat. i had today off from school cuz of columbus day and i also don't have school on monday. fuckin great, i was specifically not gonna do my project cuz i had this long weekend and now i won't get to do it. fuck! oh well, the teacher should understand. or maybe not... but whatever. i have an a in that class so i guess it won't matter much if i hand it in late. i have that class on thursday but i have to go to the bronx to get fingerprinted for my citizenship thingy. don't get the wrong idea, i'm not one of those illegals, i'm a permanent resident. i've applied for my citizenship, so now i just gotta do some things until the exam. arg and i really wanna go to the movies. i ahven't seen anything in about a month. i wanted to go see red dragon last week but that didn't happen. and i wanna see the rules of attraction, but it looks like it won't happen either. i hope i go next week or else i might go into convulsions. oh, and thanks to suicide king for pointing out that my "recommended" list actually said "roccomended". but that's it. nothing new to report. i probably won't post until monday night. if not, you'll just have to wait until tuesday. looks like you'll just have to weep until then. or you could read the blogs i've listed. they're full of magical surprises.

required listening: aimee mann - save me

woo to the hoo! i got a b- on my humanities test that i thought i failed! that's great considering i didn't get half the crap i was talking about. at this rate i'll do well enough in that class to keep that shiny b- grade. score! and none of the passwords for my aol account work. i don't remember opening any emails from people that i don't know so i have no clue how anyone could've gotten my password. well, i'm gonna call when i get home and see what the hell is going on with my account. but for now i'm gonna eat something and go to sleep before my math class. later.

required listening: paul oakenfold f/ shiffty - starry eyed surprise

blee blee blorg O_o

required listening: tori amos - a sorta fairytale

i blame my current condition on a lack of sleep, so if i ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, too fucking bad. this is my hateful angry post. i love school. really, i do. ok that was a blatant lie. really though, what the fuck is the point of continuing my education? i just don't get it. if anyone has any insight whatsoever, leave me a comment. i know school isn't necessary to be successful. look at every established actor. or bill gates. arg... i just hate school. all of those fucking arbitrary classes that they make you take. i don't know about you, but humanities is not a fun class. i appreciate art and all, but i don't wanna go to an hour and 15 minute yawnfest about information that i will never ever use in my life. never. not even once. and you know what really annoys me? when people look at you like you're some type of fucking idiot just cuz you don't know every god damn detail about the "situation with iraq". NEWSFLASH - this motherfucker right here, the one typing these words, does not, in any way, give a flying fuck. sorry to dissapoint you. current events has never been my forte. and frankly i find it better to lead a life oblivious to the news of countries that have absolutely no outcome on my existence. really though, why would i wanna know about dozens of people getting killed in the streets of ham galela walla? i'd rather not know that stuff, and have a happy carefree day devoid of any serious thought. i also hate that people rely on me for all types of moral support. look, i'm sorry that -insert tragic even here- happend to you, but i just don't give a shit. if i did, i would have said "let me hear it". but since i don't take this as a clue to never speak to me abut your petty problems. at least not before asking me how my day was. cuz that is really rude. you expect me to listen, but you don't have the curtosy to greet me like most humans would? and i also hate that people think i keep tabs on everyone. i'm not joking. i've had people who i never even speak to ask me where people who don't even register on my radar are. hey fuckface! i'm not anyone's mother! why the hell would i know where said person is, dick!!! i also hate when these damn fundamentalists look at me with a weird stare or something just cuz i tell them i'm an atheist. they think that i'm an atheist cuz it's cool and a way to rebel. well, guess what? if i had a choice i wouldn't be an atheist. people are supposed to have faith in religion. when someone really doesn't believe it, no matter how hard they try, they're left with an empty feeling. that's how i've felt for many years: hollow. so get the fuck off my back for not believe in god. bah!

required listening: superman lovers - starlight

i tried to manually upload my archives, but i really don't feel like doing that. i put the archive links back on my blog though, so i'm hoping that one day they'll all magically appear again. anyway, for those curious enough, click right here to see what my blog looked like when i 1st started it. i said "wurd" after every post... then that evolved into "yeah". i was a loser, it's true. and i even added the biggest cliché known to man... it's in green, up towards the top... you can't miss it. yeah i wasn't terribly fond of that layout, but it worked for 5 months. anyway, i have some chapters in a book that i gotta read for history cuz i have a quiz today, so i think that i'll go to sleep instead. oh, and in case i forgot to mention, that protest paper that i wrote for said class, i thought it was a short reaction paper so i only wrote 1 page... and it turned out it had to be 2-3 pages... eep... and now it's time for an oldie, but a goodie (sp?)...

required listening: culture club - karma chameleon

i got more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ from my visiting aunts! woohoo!!!!! i'm getting a new cell phone soon, cuz the 1 i have turns irself off in the middle of conversations. and sometime i don't even get the calls. how rude! arg. my cell phone company provider whatever is nextel. i ahve the i1000plus. the old version. they don't even make the new version anymore. probably cuz that is a piece of shit model. anyway, i'm getting the i90. wurd to that. i'll get it soon i hope. and here's a very funny email that i got. read it now.

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FINALLY A CHAIN LETTER THAT I LIKE!

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor,wretched excuse for a human being will somehow eceive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:

(scroll down)





Make a wish!!!







Keep Scrolling





No, really, go on and make one!!!





Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!





Wish something else!!!





Not that, you pervert!!

STOP!!!!

Wasn't that fun? :)

Hope you made a great wish :)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for >sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

Chain Letter Type 2:

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little

Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

Chain Letter Type 3:

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

Chain Letter Type 4:

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.

Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

*A friend is someone who is always at your side.

*A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

*A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes.

*A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

*A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

*A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

*A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no,sorry that's the cleaning lady.

*A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up ike Miranda. Right?

Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find all your knickers missing tomorrow morning!
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and i'm confused... i signed up at liquid2k the other week, and i wanna make the clique i spoke of, but i don't know how to work this... all i can seem to do is upload files. is that all that place is for?

required listening: our lady peace - somewhere out there

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that's what i got from my grandma this morning! yeah i love her, and not just cuz she loves to shower with cold hard $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. and further proof that airport security sucks big fat cock... my grandma and aunt flew in from different countries (el salvador and canada, respectively) and both were carrying loads of yummy food to fatten us up with. and you know what else? 1 of my dad's cousins from el salvador sent a machete for my grandma to give to my dad. a machete. i mean don't get me wrong... i'm glad my grandma wasn't caught and sent to prison, but imagine how many people who are visibly crazy that are getting on planes with weapons. and my sweet grandma got on a plane with a machete in her carry on. stupid, stupid airport personel.

required listening: queens of the stoneage - no one knows

i'm the worst person at getting things done. i should be doing my history paper since i have that class at 12:30... but i'm not. i know what i'm gonna write about, but i'm just choosing not to do it just yet. anyway, i decided not to lie in the paper, but to use an actual "protest" experience. i should get on that shit quick. i changed 1 of the questions on my poll so that it's more accurate. thanks to all the people who listed me as their favorites! i just hope it wasn't the same person voting many many times. but anyway, i got my family coming into town tonight at 9 and 10 so i don't know if i'll be updating my blog all that frequently cuz they're taking over my room, and i'll have to set up shop in the sofabed. but i've been updating from school, so you can all stop weeping now. yo, on my meal plan for school, i should have $264 in order to eat a meal everyday until the end of the semester. i only have $189. so that basically means that is should stop eating for the next 3 weeks. and you know what the really sad part is? the only things that i get throughout the day are an orange juice and a krispy kreme in the morning, a bologna sandwich (i only get cheese on it though... god forbid i were to get lettuce and tomato on that thing cuz they charge you for every little thing on it) and a soda for lunch, and while i watch tv i eat 2 snowballs. and all of that means that i'm basically down $75. you know, if the food was amazing, then i wouldn't be complaining, but as it stand the food is not that great. the fries suck for 1 thing. god i hate the meal crap. alright, i've stalled long enough... i'm gonna go and actually write my paper, cuz i still have to read a chapter in my health textbook for a quiz i have today. damn this scool crap as well. jed got voted off survivor: thailand last night. this makes no sense whatsoever. why would they vote off someone who is obviously physically fit and will be able to contribute to physical challenges? they kept shii ann, who looks like she could fall over from malnutrition though. seriously though, she claims that she could've stepped in and solved the immunity challege with the quickness, but she decided not to. yeah, that's a crock of shit. she didn't step in cuz she didn't know the answer. if anyone deserved to get voted off, it was robb. he is so fucking annoying... i can't stand him! i hope sook jai loses again next week and votes him off. i really hate him. he's 1 of those people that seem like an asshole when you 1st meet them, and then when you get to know them you realize that your 1st perception of them was right on the dot. i can't wait for him to get voted off.

required listening: utada hikaru - can you keep a secret?

i still haven't done my protest thing for history. i'm what you call royally fucked. anyway, i did this lobbying thing back in may for a bill that i wanted to get passed. i'm just gonna lie and say that i protested instead... i'm sure the professor won't know that i'll be lying. the lobbying thing was in albany and i doubt that he gets an albany newspaper and would even remember something that happened in may. yeah, i'm a bad kid. no i'm not. oh well. and thanks to all 97 people who came to my blog yesterday! that's a freaking record right there. and since my archives are shit right now, i've decided to just not even have them. and thanks to suicide king for the linkage! i just noticed that the link for my blog there... thanks! i've also totally ripped off pink blood stains and the joy of conformity by adding my own poll. since i've listed 3 blogs already, i think you should all go and visit each and everyone of them. and don't stop there... read the other blogs blogs i have listed. except for almost gone cuz amanda never updates. and i'm also considering getting rid of that damn eyesore of an ad on top. it's just beginning to really bother me. and i've got some family coming into town this weekend. they're my dad's family (my grandma, and his 3 sister). i'm excited cuz i haven't seen any of them in years. they'll be staying for about 3 weeks i think... anyway, it should be fun.

required listening: nine inch nails - even deeper

i'm definately starting that clique i spoke about. but i just realized that i have no webdesign skills. NONE whatsoever. so it could very well take me a long time to get it together. but i'll get it done. i'll snoop around some sites and see if i can get inspired as to what the layout of the site will be. i have an idea that i wanna use, so i'll see how that goes over. other than that, nothing else to report. still have no clue what i wanna protest. i was thinking about just mass printing pamphlets about prochoice, or no to read meat, or no to fur, or whatever i could possibly protest between now, and tomorrow. i fucking can't believe that i once again waited to the last moment to do something important. oh well... i guess some things really don't change, no matter how much you want them to. and i dunno what i did but my archives are fucked up so i just have all my post on the main page. and i changed my template again in case you hadn't noticed. i definately like this look better thatn the more recent 1. you know i love feedback, so leave me a comment!

required listening: foo fighters - all my life

and i didn't notice it before but on 9.18.2002 i posted my 100th post. yeah i know it's like a milestone or something like that. alright, i'm at school and i should really be doing my humanities paper which i totally forgot had to be even done. and to top it all off i still have to study for a test in that same class. i have an hour and 15 minutues in which to accomplish these tasks. and i'm starving and i forgot my id card at home. we use those to pay for food. so it's really incovenient that it's at home. in my wallet. it makes no sense that i forgot it cuz my wallet has these chains that hook on to my jeans so i dunno how i could've walked out my house without them. and i have no way of going back for the cuz currently i have no car. dammit. i'll just have to starve.

required listening: clipse - when's the last time