holy shit... i'm eating what could possibly be the biggest piece of cake in the history of the world. chicken was for dinner, but i had chicken the other night i think, so i opted for good old cake instead. chocolate cake. yeah, this piece is huge. i'm only halfway done, but already i feel like i'm gonna explode. arg... if you could see this piece you would say "holy shit... that's a huge bitch!" anyway, i'm gonna go back and try to put a dent in the thing... right after i hurl. and you know what would be nice? if you left a comment, that's what.

required listening: ash - burn baby burn